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Civilization/I destroy it to feel like/I’m a part of you (Godzilla haiku)
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December 28, 2009 12:07 pm
When Christ returns, won’t he be scared by modern transit? Yes, which is why the Sony corp. is looking into some sort of hover donkey…
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December 16, 2009 1:04 pm
Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee.
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December 10, 2009 12:05 pm
Hit me up with your address if you want a holiday card this year… I send tiny drawings of French Canadian prostitutes on gum wrappers.
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November 12, 2009 5:19 pm
Your spoon won’t bend becauseit’s just that–a spoon. Mine does because there is no spoon, just my mind. Become the spoon and bend yourself.
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November 10, 2009 3:23 pm
Just said, “Well, the kid screwed up again, Martha,” literally to someone named Martha about a junior writer–best line of my whole career.
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