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Thursday, November 12, 2009

Your spoon won't bend becausei...

Your spoon won't bend becauseit's just that--a spoon. Mine does because there is no spoon, just my mind. Become the spoon and bend yourself.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Just said, "Well, the kid scre...

Just said, "Well, the kid screwed up again, Martha," literally to someone named Martha about a junior writer--best line of my whole career.