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Thursday, March 17, 2011

Agencio Loco (What working at an ad agency is like)

This Spanish soap parody comes courtesy of Melbourne-based copywriter John Pace

The world of “Agencia Loco” is one of failed pitch meetings and beatings. Good thing we have subtitles, or else we wouldn’t have known why the client denied the pitch. Truly, vaginas and breath mints don’t go together--it burns.



via AgencySpy

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Kacey Jordan tried to commit suicide

Kacey Jordan--a porn star who partied with Charlie Sheen during his cocaine binge back in January--tried to kill herself last night... this according to police.

Law enforcement sources tell us ... the Chicago Police Department raced to the Peninsula Hotel around 6:51 PM last night after receiving calls from the hotel after Kacey twittered several suicidal messages ... saying she had taken a bunch of pills and alcohol and was waiting to die.

We're told when cops got to the hotel, Kacey was sitting on her bed -- with prescription pill bottles, broken glass and alcohol all over her room.

Law enforcement sources tell us Jordan had cuts and scrapes to her wrists and arms ... but SHE insisted the suicide messages were merely a publicity stunt.

While Kacey was talking to police, we're told the porn star grabbed a corkscrew bottle opener ... tried to run out of the room ... and attempted to cut herself.

Cops eventually subdued Kacey before she could further harm herself and took her to a nearby hospital for a mental evaluation.

We're told cops reported the incident as a non-criminal suicide attempt.

No word on Jordan's condition.

via TMZ

Monday, March 14, 2011

Come with me... if you want to win

The first tiger blood infusion made specifically for high priest Vatican assassin warlocks with adonis DNA.




FAIR BALANCE:
There is no guarantee that taking this infusion will give you magic and poetry in your fingertips.

Duh, winning!

Procured at SXSW

Thursday, March 10, 2011

The US budget gap: Entitlements vs tax breaks

The chart below shows the 10 safety-net programs slated for deep cuts compared with the cost of currently existing tax breaks.

The column on the left is a list of safety-net programs that have already been targets of the House leadership’s budget ax. The column on the right is the cost to specified tax breaks.



via Center for American Progress

Tuesday, March 08, 2011

The happiest man in the world is an Asian American, Jewish Senior citizen

Alvin Wong and his wife,
Trudy Schandler-Wong
According to a Gallup poll on the state of happiness in the US, the happiest person is a tall, Asian-American, observant Jew who is at least 65 and married, has children, lives in Hawaii, runs his own business and has a household income of more than $120,000 a year.

So... here's to you, Al. Well done.