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		<title>One Day in America</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In the 95 degree heat of August A man of indeterminate age with Down&#8217;s Syndrome, wearing an Italian suit and sunglasses, shouting stock market orders into his cell phone A senior citizen in a track suit and wheelchair, vomiting into a street corner trash can An angry man with no legs alternately begging for money [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Civilization/I destroy it to f&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Civilization/I destroy it to feel like/I&#8217;m a part of you (Godzilla haiku)]]></description>
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		<title>RT @tweetmeme Casper The Bus-R&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[RT @tweetmeme Casper The Bus-Riding British Cat, 1998-2010 &#124; The Awl http://ow.ly/1ngYcf]]></description>
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		<title>When Christ returns, won&#8217;t he &#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When Christ returns, won&#8217;t he be scared by modern transit? Yes, which is why the Sony corp. is looking into some sort of hover donkey&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Towards thee I roll, thou all-&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee.]]></description>
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		<title>Hit me up with your address if&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hit me up with your address if you want a holiday card this year&#8230; I send tiny drawings of French Canadian prostitutes on gum wrappers.]]></description>
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		<title>RT @awl Listicle without Comme&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[RT @awl Listicle without Commentary: The 85 Best Morrissey Solo Songs, In Order &#124; The Awl http://bit.ly/8pcYoe]]></description>
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		<title>Your spoon won&#8217;t bend becausei&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Your spoon won&#8217;t bend becauseit&#8217;s just that&#8211;a spoon. Mine does because there is no spoon, just my mind. Become the spoon and bend yourself.]]></description>
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		<title>Just said, &#8220;Well, the kid scre&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Just said, &#8220;Well, the kid screwed up again, Martha,&#8221; literally to someone named Martha about a junior writer&#8211;best line of my whole career.]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;ll teach you to be happy! I&#8217;&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ll teach you to be happy! I&#8217;ll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!]]></description>
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