Archive for April, 2007

Caught in a Trap and I Can’t Back Out ‘Cause I Love You Too Much, Baby

April 20, 2007 4:15 pm

Retarded Tiger

Click Button to Play: Suspicious Minds–Elvis Presley

Click Button to Play: Raincheck–Van Morrison

My name is Raincheck
And I do not fade away
Unless I want to

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    There's a battle inherent in everyday life, one that can best be represented by the eternal, mystical battle between the giant squid and the unicorn. It's something like the way that water pours into a shell, swirling around until it reaches the center. Something like the red hot lava of the sun. Like a clown with a substance abuse problem.

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