How Could You Not Love This Town?

Cashier: How are you?
Customer: Do you want the honest answer?
Cashier: Yes.
Customer: I feel like the business end of a donkey. I am extremely hungover and did a mountain of cocaine last night. Now I have to make dinner for a 68-year-old gay artist who is trying to fuck me.
Cashier: I’m… sorry.
Customer: And the woman I love is in another state pregnant with her ex-boyfriend’s baby, and I wish the baby was mine. And I’m sleeping with a dominatrix. And it’s all true.

–Whole Foods

via Overheard in New York, Nov 29, 2007

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Click Button to Play: Knife–Grizzly Bear

Click Button to Play: Miss Mary Mack–Liz Phair

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If you start to have dreams about cities where the geometry is all wrong, and get inspired to create weird sculptures–do it!

1. Don’t worry about going mad, there’s no avoiding it.

2. Be prepared for horrible visions and creatures that chill you to the bone.

3. The Elder Gods are coming and everyone is doomed.

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