A wooden stake’s going easy on him. Let’s get all up in his areas. http://bit.ly/3V5BxO

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All possible quantum outcomes are real and occurring. The chances of everything happening someplace at sometime in the superverse is 100%.

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Patron 1: I think I’m going to throw up. Patron 2: You just threw up! Patron 1: I think I’m going to throw up forever. http://tiny.cc/gCySV

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Coffee cup art: http://bit.ly/soll9

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#2 CORRECTION: There were several factual errors in next week’s article entitled, “How to Stop Time.” Time travel is, in fact, not possible.

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CORRECTION: There were several factual errors in yesterday’s article entitled, “How to Stop Time.” Time travel is, in fact, not possible.

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The lying down game is easier than Twister: http://bit.ly/Jjy6M

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Just had to take my facebook language setting off of “Pirate” so I could understand how to connect it to twitter. Later, “Pocket Parrot”.

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“Tonight I will be Miss Saigon.” (Line stuck in my head… I don’t know the whole song & I am not, nor have I ever been Miss Saigon)

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New tagline for Red Bull Cola: “Am I hallucinating or is a 9-ft tall translucent space worm leaching vital mineral content from my bones?”

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