Archive for December, 2009

When Christ returns, won’t he …

December 28, 2009 12:07 pm

When Christ returns, won’t he be scared by modern transit? Yes, which is why the Sony corp. is looking into some sort of hover donkey…

Towards thee I roll, thou all-…

December 16, 2009 1:04 pm

Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee.

Hit me up with your address if…

December 10, 2009 12:05 pm

Hit me up with your address if you want a holiday card this year… I send tiny drawings of French Canadian prostitutes on gum wrappers.

RT @awl Listicle without Comme…

December 2, 2009 4:40 pm

RT @awl Listicle without Commentary: The 85 Best Morrissey Solo Songs, In Order | The Awl http://bit.ly/8pcYoe